Extra! Extra! Frog Eats Cat
CATFROG
Half cat. Half frog. Full send.
Ticker
$CATFROG
BREAKING: A frog-cat hybrid has entered the Robinhood pond with exactly one job: sit above $CASHCAT on the leaderboard. No roadmap. No promises. Just hopium and a grudge.
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The Lore of CatFrog
What if a frog and a cat had a baby, and that baby decided to flip a meme coin? That's not a pitch deck. That's a birth certificate. Welcome to $CATFROG.
The name is CATFROG. The mission is to flip $CASHCAT. The reason? Because someone had to do it, and frogs are objectively better at jumping.
We don't do whitepapers. We do wanted posters. $CASHCAT isn't the enemy — it's the target. We wish it well, just slightly lower than us on the chart.
This token lives on Robinhood, not Solana. Why? Because the frog saw the cat getting cozy and said, "not in my pond." Different chain, same chaos.
They have nine lives over there. We have unlimited hops. Do the math. Actually, don't — this isn't a math project, it's a vibes project.
Community run. Dev is probably a frog in a trench coat. DYOR, but also... look at the logo. You really need a whitepaper for this?
Op-Ed
$CATFROG Tokenomics
✓ 100% Community Owned
No team tokens. No insiders. Just a bunch of people who looked at a frog-cat and said 'yes.'
✓ 0% Taxes
We don't take a cut. We don't even know how to code a cut. Your slippage is safe here.
✓ 99% Vibes
The remaining 1% is also vibes, but we needed a fourth box and the designer threatened to quit.
✓ 1% Liquidity
The pond needs water. Without it we're just a very dry meme. Trust the lily pad.
One frog. One cat. One leaderboard.
$CATFROG · Flip $CASHCAT · Because Why Not